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	<title>Journal de Jacques &#187; Beautiful Women</title>
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		<title>Phew</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 09:04:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jacques Chester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Both of my regular readers (I&#8217;m just kidding, nobody reads this blog regularly) may recall this primal scream at &#8220;high fashion&#8221;. But it&#8217;s not all bad in fashion-land. Apparently some photographers actually play to their model&#8217;s strengths. For example, see &#8230; <a href="http://chester.id.au/2010/11/12/phew/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Both of my regular readers (I&#8217;m just kidding, nobody reads this blog regularly) may recall<a href="http://chester.id.au/2009/10/20/what-the-fashion/"> this primal scream at &#8220;high fashion&#8221;</a>.</p>
<p>But it&#8217;s not all bad in fashion-land. Apparently some photographers actually play to their model&#8217;s strengths. For example, see some relatively recent photos of Clare Venema below the fold and compare them to the previous batch.<br />
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		<title>Guilty pleasures</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 12:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jacques Chester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Australia&#8217;s Next Top Model is back. I recommend following each episode with bracing doses of Bland Canyon and Jo-Jo Blogs.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Australia&#8217;s Next Top Model</em> is back. I recommend following each episode with bracing doses of <a href="http://blandcanyon.blogspot.com/">Bland Canyon</a> and <a href="http://jo-joblogs.blogspot.com/">Jo-Jo Blogs</a>.</p>
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		<title>What The Fashion</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jacques Chester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my main guilty pleasures in life is to watch Australia&#8217;s Next Top Model. I took up the habit because of the recaps in those august blogs of humorous record, Bland Canyon and Jo Jo Blogs. The former also &#8230; <a href="http://chester.id.au/2009/10/20/what-the-fashion/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of my main guilty pleasures in life is to watch <em>Australia&#8217;s Next Top Model</em>. I took up the habit because of the recaps in those august blogs of humorous record, <em>Bland Canyon</em> and <em>Jo Jo Blogs</em>. The former also recaps <em>Australian Idol</em>, but the combination of caterwauling on-stage and teenage screaming off-stage is too much for my crusty old ears to cope with.</p>
<p><em>Australia&#8217;s Next Top Model</em> (ANTM to fans) has two ingredients vital for entertainment success. First, it has attractive young women. Second, it has constant, unscripted, unintentional hilarity. Oddly enough, I turned up for the latter and stay for the former. Your mileage may vary.</p>
<p>Last season&#8217;s ANTM lends me an example of a trend in fashion that I, as a mere male, find utterly puzzling. It&#8217;s the current urge to turn beautiful women into ugly women through artful dressing, makeup and props. This strikes me as an extremely expensive way to achieve a simple goal: take an unflattering photograph. All that is really needed in such a situation is an ordinary-looking woman and their mother&#8217;s camera. This is the universally-accepted formula for taking photographs which show someone in their worst possible light.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s an example. Take the gorgeous Clare Venema from ANTM&#8217;s fifth season. She&#8217;s a stunning young lady from Adelaide with what seems like more than a handful of brain cells to rub together, which is a refreshing inversion of the stereotypical model.</p>
<p>So here&#8217;s her in a somewhat natural sort of photograph (&copy; Chic Management):</p>
<p><img src="http://chester.id.au/files/2009/10/srs_clare_is_srs.jpg" alt="Serious Clare is Serious" title="srs_clare_is_srs" width="400" height="602" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-117" /></p>
<p>OK, so she&#8217;s making a very-serious-face-indeed, but that seems to be her thing. She&#8217;s actually about two godzillion times prettier when she smiles, but the fashionistae&#8217;s crusade against smiling is another rant again &#8212; and have you <em>priced</em> electrons lately? Yikes.</p>
<p>Now! Here&#8217;s Ms Venema in a recent photoshoot (&copy; Somebody Who Deserves A Swift Kick In The Junk):<br />
<img src="http://chester.id.au/files/2009/10/7217_1269150649722_1258506729_30824864_780690_n.jpg" alt="Clare rocking an escape-from-the-80s-tranny look" title="7217_1269150649722_1258506729_30824864_780690_n" width="408" height="603" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-116" /></p>
<p>See the difference? It&#8217;s night and day. While I admire her professionalism for doing as the photographer has asked, that doesn&#8217;t let the photographer off the hook. He or she fell out of the good-taste tree and has mysteriously missed every branch on the way down.</p>
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